What is Plenny Shake Personalized?
Plenny Shake Personalized is Plenny Shake, but… how shall we put this… personalized. It’s your own exclusive shake, completely unique, like a snowflake, or that weird mole on your back. Together with our food professionals you’ll get to create your own personal shake, based on the ingredients you prefer.
Personalized how? Like, completely?
Yes! You determine what you do and don’t want to have floating around in that shaker bottle. Want more vitamins in there? Yeah man, who needs fruit anyway, that stuff is for zoo animals. Want more protein? Nice to have you among our customers, The Rock. Want less carbs in there? We get it, that word looks way too much like crabs, let’s get rid of it. You decide what ends up in your shake, so yeah: it’s a completely personalized product.
So... how does it work?
First, we will get up close and personal with you and define all your needs. This may sound like the slogan of a brothel, but what we mean is that we will take our time to make sure all of your body's desires are met. Wait, that doesn’t make it sound any less brothely... Listen, it’s all done via email. Together with our food technologist and a dietitian, you will thoroughly discuss what you and your body want from your Plenny Shake. We will make sure you will like the product by sending you a sample, and once you’re satisfied, we will start producing.
Can I do this with my BFFs?
What a great idea! Gather 'round some friends and see what your perfect Plenny Shake would look like! Nothing like a bit of old-fashioned peer pressure to get things cooking.
What do I get?
You will get 100 kilograms of your very own Plenny Shake. That’s a 1000 meals, for just € 3 a meal, which comes down to € 3000,- in total. How much of it you’re going to consume daily is totally up to you. You could spread it out over a whole year, or you could save it all up for Christmas and host a huge Plenny Shake family dinner for your in-laws. Just keep in mind that Plenny Shake has a shelf life of 12 months post production.
Sounds great! How do we start this process?
There will be limited spots available, but you can simply send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org and tell us that you’re interested in Plenny Shake Personalized. We'll tell you what’s next! And of course, you can also send us any questions you might have, and videos of dogs skateboarding, preferably while wearing jorts and sunglasses. Thanks, and we hope to hear from you!